Inhaling slowlyhttp://bretto.blog.co.uk/en-EUhourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00Inhaling slowlyhttp://bretto.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/86/35a0e7353e413f9a4bedd06f8f6884_160x200.jpgMaking a Bethttp://bretto.blog.co.uk/2007/08/19/making_a_bet~2833211/2007-08-19T14:00:53+02:00 <p class="MsoNormal">Okay, so I bet my friend Roger that I could find the women of my dreams before he could.<span>  </span>The bet was on!<span>  </span>What do I do now???<span>  </span>Quickly, I thought &ndash; go to the computer and find some dating services.<span>  </span>Let&rsquo;s see, all I know about is online poker and baseball.<span>  </span>So I looked up online poker and girls.<span>  </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">I hit the jackpot!!!<span>  </span>Found a site called Poker Online Dating.<span>  </span>I loved it!<span>  </span>I could find women from all around the world.<span>  </span>Even if I&rsquo;ve dated tons of them where I live, I still have more to date. <span> </span>And the pictures!<span>  </span>What lookers!!!!<span>  </span>Forget about playing online poker.<span>  </span>I&rsquo;m checking out all these hot babes.<span>  </span>Oh yeh, back to the subject &ndash; finding the woman of my dreams.<span>  </span>I know I&rsquo;ll find her.<span>  </span>They have really neat profiles on each women so I really know what she likes and doesn&rsquo;t.<span>  </span>Some even like online poker.<span>   </span>And they give me tips how to treat a woman, like 10 important dating for men.<span>  </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">I can&rsquo;t wait to tell Roger that I found I&rsquo;ve found the woman of my dreams.<span>  </span>I have my homework cut out for me. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bretto.blog.co.uk/2007/08/19/making_a_bet~2833211/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Okay, so I bet my friend Roger that I could find the women of my dreams before he could.  The bet was on!  What do I do now???  Quickly, I thought – go to the computer and find some dating services.  Let’s see, all I know about is online poker and baseball.  So I looked up online poker and girls. 

 

I hit the jackpot!!!  Found a site called Poker Online Dating.  I loved it!  I could find women from all around the world.  Even if I’ve dated tons of them where I live, I still have more to date.  And the pictures!  What lookers!!!!  Forget about playing online poker.  I’m checking out all these hot babes.  Oh yeh, back to the subject – finding the woman of my dreams.  I know I’ll find her.  They have really neat profiles on each women so I really know what she likes and doesn’t.  Some even like online poker.   And they give me tips how to treat a woman, like 10 important dating for men. 

 

I can’t wait to tell Roger that I found I’ve found the woman of my dreams.  I have my homework cut out for me.

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]]>Funny, Funny Online Poker Jokeshttp://bretto.blog.co.uk/2007/08/19/funny_funny_online_poker_jokes~2831983/2007-08-19T09:06:53+02:00 <p>My mom told me to turn off the tv and go to sleep. No way was I going to sleep. It was way early. I was after all, in college. I was my own man. </p> <p>I turned off the tv, but turned on the computer. I’ll show her. I surfed and surfed the web. I was getting tired. But then I remembered. I needed some jokes for our comedy night at school. What to do??? I love poker, I love jokes, so why not look up poker jokes? I did. I found a really neat site called Poker Joke. They had online poker jokes, online casino jokes, and love jokes (eechh!!!) </p> <p>Here’s one I liked:</p> <p><em>I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. </em></p> <p>Pretty good, huh? I tried my best to remember the funniest online poker jokes. I’m ready for comedy night. I hope they find them funny. I sure did. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bretto.blog.co.uk/2007/08/19/funny_funny_online_poker_jokes~2831983/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>My mom told me to turn off the tv and go to sleep. No way was I going to sleep. It was way early. I was after all, in college. I was my own man.

I turned off the tv, but turned on the computer. I’ll show her. I surfed and surfed the web. I was getting tired. But then I remembered. I needed some jokes for our comedy night at school. What to do??? I love poker, I love jokes, so why not look up poker jokes? I did. I found a really neat site called Poker Joke. They had online poker jokes, online casino jokes, and love jokes (eechh!!!)

Here’s one I liked:

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.

Pretty good, huh? I tried my best to remember the funniest online poker jokes. I’m ready for comedy night. I hope they find them funny. I sure did.

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