tag:bretto.blog.co.uk,2009-11-10:/Inhaling slowlyMokoFeed2009-11-10T03:33:06+01:00tag:bretto.blog.co.uk,2007-08-19:/2007/08/19/making_a_bet~2833211/Making a Betbretto2007-08-19T14:00:53+02:002007-08-19T14:00:53+02:00 <p class="MsoNormal">Okay, so I bet my friend Roger that I could find the women of my dreams before he could.<span> </span>The bet was on!<span> </span>What do I do now???<span> </span>Quickly, I thought – go to the computer and find some dating services.<span> </span>Let’s see, all I know about is online poker and baseball.<span> </span>So I looked up online poker and girls.<span> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I hit the jackpot!!!<span> </span>Found a site called Poker Online Dating.<span> </span>I loved it!<span> </span>I could find women from all around the world.<span> </span>Even if I’ve dated tons of them where I live, I still have more to date. <span> </span>And the pictures!<span> </span>What lookers!!!!<span> </span>Forget about playing online poker.<span> </span>I’m checking out all these hot babes.<span> </span>Oh yeh, back to the subject – finding the woman of my dreams.<span> </span>I know I’ll find her.<span> </span>They have really neat profiles on each women so I really know what she likes and doesn’t.<span> </span>Some even like online poker.<span> </span>And they give me tips how to treat a woman, like 10 important dating for men.<span> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I can’t wait to tell Roger that I found I’ve found the woman of my dreams.<span> </span>I have my homework cut out for me. </p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://bretto.blog.co.uk/2007/08/19/making_a_bet~2833211/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bretto.blog.co.uk,2007-08-19:/2007/08/19/funny_funny_online_poker_jokes~2831983/Funny, Funny Online Poker Jokesbretto2007-08-19T09:06:53+02:002007-08-19T09:06:53+02:00 <p>My mom told me to turn off the tv and go to sleep. No way was I going to sleep. It was way early. I was after all, in college. I was my own man. </p>
<p>I turned off the tv, but turned on the computer. I’ll show her. I surfed and surfed the web. I was getting tired. But then I remembered. I needed some jokes for our comedy night at school. What to do??? I love poker, I love jokes, so why not look up poker jokes? I did. I found a really neat site called Poker Joke. They had online poker jokes, online casino jokes, and love jokes (eechh!!!) </p>
<p>Here’s one I liked:</p>
<p><em>I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. </em></p>
<p>Pretty good, huh? I tried my best to remember the funniest online poker jokes. I’m ready for comedy night. I hope they find them funny. I sure did. </p>
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