My mom told me to turn off the tv and go to sleep. No way was I going to sleep. It was way early. I was after all, in college. I was my own man.
I turned off the tv, but turned on the computer. I’ll show her. I surfed and surfed the web. I was getting tired. But then I remembered. I needed some jokes for our comedy night at school. What to do??? I love poker, I love jokes, so why not look up poker jokes? I did. I found a really neat site called Poker Joke. They had online poker jokes, online casino jokes, and love jokes (eechh!!!)
Here’s one I liked:
I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.
Pretty good, huh? I tried my best to remember the funniest online poker jokes. I’m ready for comedy night. I hope they find them funny. I sure did.