Inhaling slowly

Okay, so I bet my friend Roger that I could find the women of my dreams before he could.  The bet was on!  What do I do now???  Quickly, I thought – go to the computer and find some dating services.  Let’s see, all I know about is online poker and baseball.  So I looked up online poker and girls. 

I hit the jackpot!!!  Found a site called Poker Online Dating.  I loved it!  I could find women from all around the world.  Even if I’ve dated tons of them where I live, I still have more to date.  And the pictures!  What lookers!!!!  Forget about playing online poker.  I’m checking out all these hot babes.  Oh yeh, back to the subject – finding the woman of my dreams.  I know I’ll find her.  They have really neat profiles on each women so I really know what she likes and doesn’t.  Some even like online poker.   And they give me tips how to treat a woman, like 10 important dating for men. 

I can’t wait to tell Roger that I found I’ve found the woman of my dreams.  I have my homework cut out for me.

My mom told me to turn off the tv and go to sleep. No way was I going to sleep. It was way early. I was after all, in college. I was my own man.

I turned off the tv, but turned on the computer. I’ll show her. I surfed and surfed the web. I was getting tired. But then I remembered. I needed some jokes for our comedy night at school. What to do??? I love poker, I love jokes, so why not look up poker jokes? I did. I found a really neat site called Poker Joke. They had online poker jokes, online casino jokes, and love jokes (eechh!!!)

Here’s one I liked:

I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.

Pretty good, huh? I tried my best to remember the funniest online poker jokes. I’m ready for comedy night. I hope they find them funny. I sure did.